I thought this one was particularly funny so I would share it with you....
This very blonde young woman decided she was tired of all the "blonde" jokes so she went to her favorite beauty parlor and had her hair colored.... bright red!
As she drove home through the country afterwards, she spied a shepherd standing alongside the roadway - tending his sheep.
She stopped and watched the peaceful animals grazing for a while and chatted politely with the shepherd. After some time, she looked over at him and said "Hey, I got a challenge for you - if I tell you exactly how many sheep are in that field, you give me one.... ok?"
The shepherd thought about it a minute (there were a lot of sheep in the field) and he said "sure - go ahead and give it a try"
The woman quickly replied "There are 258 sheep!"
Astonished, the shepherd replied "You are absolutely right! Well, a deal's a deal - go pick out your sheep".
The young woman looked over the sheep for a moment or two and then strode out into the field to collect her reward.
As she walked back to her car prize in hand, the shepherd said "Hey lady, I got a challenge for you....."
"I'll tell you what your natural hair color is and if I get it right.....
you give me back my dog!"
;o)
Now THAT's funny!
Keep smiling - Jerry
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Musings, deep thoughts, and just plain dumb stuff from the mind of a fellow who finds himself getting older every day.....
About Me
- Jerry
- Born in Memphis, TN many moons ago. Educated at East High School and Christian Brothers University in the mysteries of Electrical Engineering. Married for 36 years this year to the same lovely lady with three beautiful children. Lived in LA, WV, IN, IL and essentially all-over TX (well, at least on business trips). Love my family deeply, feel very blessed by God (more than I deserve) and appreciative of all the friends I have made in this life! My first car was a Chevy II Nova (in upper right of my picture) - one of the first Nova's of this type made. It had a straight 230 cu in six and Torque Drive. Torque Drive meant it had no clutch but you still had to shift it from first to second when starting out (second to third was automatic). Very unique car. I loved it! Now I have a Mustang GT (going on 19 yrs old) given to me by my wonderful wife and it is still a blast. I now have a new daughter - the beautiful lady my son married! So thankful for all my family!
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You're a bum. Update your blog. Rawr.
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